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Anonymous asked:

Hi Zoey. Asking from a place of ignorance, could you please explain why Threads is dogshit?

gauntletqueen answered:

Threads is the Hot New Garbagedump by Certified Scum Of The Earth and Facebook/Meta owner Zuckerburg. It is like if twitter was even worse.

There is ONLY a For You page, meaning you can never just see the posts from your followed accounts who, yknow, you followed for the purpose of seeing their posts.You can’t see those. you have to see the algorithm’s posts ONLY.
You also require an instagram to get full access to all the features like Posting Images. You need a separate social media account to properly access this new social media. And once you’ve done so, the only way to delete your Threads account, is to delete you instagram account. The Whole Thing. For Some Fucking Reason.
Not to mention, obviously since it’s zuckerburg, the thing syphons your personal information like crazy, worse still than twitter.

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Like ALL your data. as much as it can get. (Love that it says “Other Data” btw. Nice subtle way of saying “whatever else we want”)
ALSO wouldn’t you know it? It’s fucking banned in the EU because it violates a bunch of fucking privacy laws!! So it’s DEFINITELY not safe to use!

It is as predatory and exploitative as can be, created by someone that we collectively agreed Sucks Shit and Has No Empathy For Human Life and Individuality, and nobody should be touching it with a ten foot pole let alone sign up for it. Not even to test the waters or because it’s where everyone is heading, or to see how bad it is for yourself. It doesn’t matter if you’re joining to get an account ready in case the platform ends up the new big thing. You’re feeding the statistics.
Even if you’re not using that account, Zuckerburg can show the number of signups to shareholders and investors to prove to them that it’s viable. Instead of jumping on the bandwagon in case it succeeds, inform people why they shouldn’t join, to reduce its chance of success! It’s like strikes and protests; The more of us get the word out, the more effective it’ll be!

dooper64

Please do your research and don’t blindly follow trends.

rainathrownaway

To clarify, Threads is voluntarily delaying their entry into the EU... because the app is a privacy nightmare that would violate a bunch of privacy laws both current and pending. Just adding a clarification before someone leaps on that mild inaccuracy to try and undermine the whole argument. Threads is still trash birthed from the rancid mind of Zuckerburg and you should stay far away from it. Don’t even try it out as a joke. It’s trash of the worst caliber. Why would you do something that miserable and potentially damaging as a joke? It’s like cutting off your own nose for the memes.

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kiveruu

im sorry but neil describing opening a pint of ice cream after making out with andrew as the hardest thing hes ever done is the funniest fucking thing

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